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Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

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"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Pregnancy Test

Pierre was full of himself.

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Diet Sugar House.

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'