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As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

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'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

Pregnancy Test

Pierre was full of himself.

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Diet Sugar House.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'