Queen Of Quirk T-Shirts

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Bed Spread"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Don't editorialize."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'Is the water cold?'

Crotchet

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

E M Forster.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Cat Video Cinema.

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

Celia Cruz

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Dirty Old Man

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

Peg Party.

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"Have you met my wing man?"

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."