Queen Of Quirk Pillows

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Bed Spread"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Don't editorialize."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'Is the water cold?'

Crotchet

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

E M Forster.

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Dirty Old Man

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

Peg Party.

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

The British Society of Campanology...