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"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

The Three Wise Queens

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Lady Macbeth

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

A queen in a star print gown

Celia Cruz

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

"Now take your time, Captain Ahab, and tell the jury if you see that whale in the court room today..."

"Et tu Brute."

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

The Royal Enclosure!

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'

The Castratos

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Queen Mary II

'Hey, check this out: The Greeks are building a big wooden horse outside Troy...'

The Cornucopia Trap

Venus de milo

Ventriloquist and his dummy both on mobile phones.

By the time they reach adulthood, many video gamers will have developed chronic 'Playstation Thumb.'

'The Ancient Mariner now...'

'Have you gentlemen given any thought to the concept of animal rights?'