Queen Of Relaxation T-Shirts

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Odd Spas

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Lady has a coffee break.

Crumbs of Comfort

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Tax haven.

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

Holiday,

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'American, idle.'

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

A King 'Off Duty'.

"I thought we agreed no work this holiday."