Queen Of The Castle T-Shirts

Women's day on March 8th.

Cat with Crown.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Any time is cake o'clock

The Three Wise Queens

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

The Royal Wii

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

The Working Mum

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Crotchet

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

Queen.

'Big advantage!!'

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'