Queen Of The Castle Prints

Women's day on March 8th.

Cat with Crown.

Any time is cake o'clock

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

The Three Wise Queens

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The Royal Wii

The Working Mum

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Crotchet

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Queen.

'Big advantage!!'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'