Queen Of The Household Prints

Queen.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

The household cavalry

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

The Royal Wii

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"Here's your sweater back."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Cat with Crown.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."