Queen Of The Household T-Shirts

Queen.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

The Royal Wii

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Here's your sweater back."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Cat with Crown.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."