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The Working Mum

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Food fight!'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Ahoy!"

Cat chess

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

Daddy cool.

Cell phone.

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

A hermit crab moves home

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

You are Nowhere.

Cupid finds love.

Football Fail!

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

Caged Bird Accident

The Painter