Quaternary Marriage Gifts

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Fabulous civil union cake.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

New York approves gay marriage.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"We never discuss religion."

Double Bike

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Happy Everything

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

Civil Union cake with men in leather.

'I pronounce you a gay couple in a civil union filing seperate tax returns under IRS rules.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

"Our records indicate you should be in hell. But since you’ve been married for forty years we’ll count that as time served."

Two brides raise a glass.