Quaternary Marriage T-Shirts

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Fabulous civil union cake.

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

New York approves gay marriage.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"We never discuss religion."

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Double Bike

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Civil Union cake with men in leather.

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

Happy Everything

'I pronounce you a gay couple in a civil union filing seperate tax returns under IRS rules.'

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

"Our records indicate you should be in hell. But since you’ve been married for forty years we’ll count that as time served."

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

Two brides raise a glass.