Marriage Traditionalist T-Shirts

'Muriel consideres marriage sacred, and says that sex would only profane it.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I believe....bickering, nagging, spousal indifference and shattered illusions...should be between a man and a woman!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Ruddy bloggers!

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."