Marriage Traditionalist T-Shirts

'Muriel consideres marriage sacred, and says that sex would only profane it.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I believe....bickering, nagging, spousal indifference and shattered illusions...should be between a man and a woman!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Ruddy bloggers!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Matador Artificial Insemination.