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Sex and the Old City

"He's been a waiter for years."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Two Generations of Readers

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Old Book Smell

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Luddite Zoom.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."