Romantic Traditionalist T-Shirts

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Health and safety so you could keep the arrows as long as you remove the chips and replace the love potion with oat milk."

"Your Nana and I met as pen pals."

Protecting a Young Lady's Honour

Howard, email birthcards don't work. It's not the thought that counts, it's the fact that it's bought that counts.

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'The next time I get involved it's going to be with a meat and potatoes kind of guy.'

'She wants to speak to her mum!'

Mistletoe.

'Mom, Kevin just asked me to live with him!'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

The night of the return

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

Discrimination in marriage

"I have the first sergeant's permission to speak to the commanding officer. I am in love with your daughter, sir, and would like to marry her."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Two Generations of Readers

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Baptism Then and Now