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In deference to the inevitable outcome of the digital age, Derek writes the final paper.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Two Generations of Readers

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Baptism Then and Now

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Hip hop Santa.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."