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In deference to the inevitable outcome of the digital age, Derek writes the final paper.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Two Generations of Readers

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Herb's from Texas."

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Old Book Smell

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'