Traditionalist Reader T-Shirts

'No joystick? No mouse? No keyboard? How do I turn the pages?'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

Two Generations of Readers

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Gen-Next Library

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."