Traditionalist Reader Prints

'No joystick? No mouse? No keyboard? How do I turn the pages?'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

Two Generations of Readers

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Gen-Next Library

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Old Book Smell

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Print Suicide

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Jane Austen

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'