Traditionalist Bookworm Prints

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Thomas Mann.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Home Sweet Home

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Two Generations of Readers

Lord George brings news of the debate

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Mars Poppins

Jorge Luis Borges

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

In my day, they didn

A.M Gorky

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Thomas Keneally

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"At least she's reading."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.