Quantum Theory Gifts

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Max Planck

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

String Theory Lab

The Style of Elements

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Raptures

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Complexity Made Simple.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Schrodinger's kittens