Quantum Mechanics Gifts

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Complexity Made Simple.

Heisenberg Institute: You are here.

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

'But you can't go through life applying Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to everything.'

'I see you're the co-author of this paper....which you will explain next week. '

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

An unknown sub-atomic particle waiting to be discovered.

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Time Machine Development Lab

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

Ethics on the Ege - 'I see you're the co-author of this paper, Dr Mauritz, and you came up with some new insights in the field of quantum mechanics, which you will explain further next week.' 'I am? I did? I will?'

The Yearly News

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Institute of Quantum Physics

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

The Style of Elements

"This job could lead to smaller things."

'Nothing. I don't even know anybody that drives a Quantum.'

"Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously."

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

'I have a question about this time machine. . .'

"It's his new hobby, string theory."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'

"It's a quantum car, and it...gets us there instantly."

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Quantum Physics Lab