Quantum Mechanics Buff Gifts

Bartender with Ph.D. in physics.

Schrodinger's Cat Flap, "Am I in or out?"

The Style of Elements

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Raptures

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Complexity Made Simple.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Third Option

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Albert Einstein

Schrodinger's kittens

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."