Quantum Theory Pillows

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Max Planck

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

String Theory Lab

The Style of Elements

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Complexity Made Simple.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Schrodinger's kittens

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Harv works the red shift.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Time Travel Research Lab

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."