Quantum Philosopher Pillows

'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.'

"I guess that's quantum entanglement."

"Adultery is like quantum mechanics, hon. It only exists when you see it."

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Physiciatrist...

Coronavirus

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Harv works the red shift.

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Albert Einstein