Quantum Philosopher Prints

'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.'

"I guess that's quantum entanglement."

"Adultery is like quantum mechanics, hon. It only exists when you see it."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Raptures

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

Coronavirus

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Harv works the red shift.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."