Quantum Theorist Pillows

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Raptures

Quantum Psychic

The Physiciatrist...

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Albert Einstein

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Harv works the red shift.

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Entropy Seminar.

Schrödinger's cat.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Not again!"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

Quantum Breakup