Quantum Theorist Mugs

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

The Physiciatrist...

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Albert Einstein

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Harv works the red shift.

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Entropy Seminar.

The Yearly News

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Quantum Breakup

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Not again!"