Quantum Physics Geek Mugs

The Yearly News

The woman who fell through time begins her journey on a high note.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Time Travel Research Lab

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Penny for them, Albert.'