Quantum Physics Enthusiast Mugs

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

'A political has an infinite number of potential positions until acted on by an observer...'

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Raptures

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.