Quantum Physics Buff Mugs

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Raptures

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

The Physiciatrist...

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Science Fair Judgements

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Time Travel Research Lab

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.