"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."
Pyrophile Gifts
Looking for a gift that sparks excitement for someone fascinated by flame? Our collection for pyrophiles features witty and artistic items that capture their love for fire. Whether they’re fire enthusiasts, artists inspired by flames, or simply love the warmth and energy of fire, you’ll find a gift that lights up their world. From humorous mugs to fiery art prints, these items celebrate their fiery passion with a fun and thoughtful twist.
Squeezing the Free Press.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"What's he going to do now, break wind?"
The Main Types of Cheese
"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."
'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'
Cheese
Drainpipe in a sombrero.
Brexit
Lisbon Treaty.
Federica Mogherini
Friedrich Nietzsche
'Hello, security.'
Ninja.
'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'
Sparklers
#NationalPoetryDay
David Cameron and Europe
"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."
'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'
"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"
Brexit Seasons
The lady's not for turning.
Juncker: He Had a Dream...
Tony Blair - EU budget.
Brexit."It's all Greek to me!"
Yum Yum
Macron votes for the EU.
Martin Schulz
Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.
'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'
"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."
Angela Merkel
'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'
Pyrophile Gifts Collection
Pyrophile Mugs
Explore our entire collection of pyrophile gifts on mugs for a fiery start to every morning.
Pyrophile Pillows
Check out our pyrophile pillows to add a warm, witty touch to their living space or bedroom.
Pyrophile Prints
Browse our fiery art prints, capturing the captivating beauty of flames for passionate fire enthusiasts.
Pyrophile T-Shirts
Discover our range of pyrophile-themed t-shirts, perfect for showcasing their love of flames in a fun and stylish way.