Pyro Enthusiast Gifts

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"We've made great progress!"

Airlines

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Broomstick crash.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Darn autocorrect!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Parking meter on the moon.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

Girls in Science

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Rocket Ark

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Boat Launch'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Football Planet