Pyro Enthusiast Mugs

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"We've made great progress!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Airlines

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Broomstick crash.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Parking meter on the moon.

Rocket.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

Girls in Science

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Football Planet

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"