Pyro Pranksters Gifts

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Red hot little combo

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

A pony throws its rider.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Tank color choices.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"So there's this big Mother...."

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"