Pylon Prankster Gifts

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'