Pylon Prankster Pillows

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.