Pylon Admirer Gifts

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Employee of the Month Parking

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Magic Tricks

Life and Death

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Football

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Air Dentistry

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Fish Boarding

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"My, it feels good to sit down."