Pyro Pranksters T-Shirts

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Red hot little combo

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

A pony throws its rider.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I've decided to have a kid."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Tank color choices.

Children in a Nursery.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"So there's this big Mother...."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

History's First Prop Gag