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Pyro Performer T-Shirts
Let them wear their passion with pride! Our pyro performer t-shirts combine fun and flair, showcasing their fiery art in a stylish and comfortable way.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"Extreme miming"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"We're following Carrot Top."
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
George Michael
Cow Show Tunes
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
Jazz is Invented
"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
"Bravo!"
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
"I can't believe he brought her."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
'Play it again, Sam.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Pyro Performer T-Shirts Collection
Pyro Performer Mugs
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Pyro Performer Pillows
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Pyro Performer Prints
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