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'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

Dodgy firework factory

"We've made great progress!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Broomstick crash.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Rocket.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

Monster Clown

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

Space Pioneer

Rocket Ark

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"