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Fire

"We've made great progress!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Broomstick crash.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Parking meter on the moon.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Rocket.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Learner Driver

"You're hired!"

Behind Every Stupid Man

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'Take me to your computer.'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Artificial hearts.

Girls in Science

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Rocket Ark

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

AI

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'