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1605 - Guy Fawkes bitterly regrets leaving his matches at home.

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

"We've made great progress!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Broomstick crash.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Rocket.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

Monster Clown

Girls in Science

Rocket Ark

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

Football Planet

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Rocket to the Moon

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"