Pyrotechnic Enthusiast Pillows

1605 - Guy Fawkes bitterly regrets leaving his matches at home.

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

"We've made great progress!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Broomstick crash.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Rocket.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

Monster Clown

Girls in Science

Rocket Ark

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"