Pyrotechnics Pillows

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Fireworks...bigger and more exciting.

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

You must be this tall.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Learner Driver

Red hot little combo

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Astronaut

IMHOtep

Life in the fastest lane.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Musk vs Bezos

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'Boat Launch'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'