Hydrophilic Hero Gifts

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

Dancing Doctor

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'What's holding him up?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

EU Vaccine approval

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

COVID 19