Hydrophilic Hero Pillows

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'What's holding him up?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

EU Vaccine approval

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

COVID 19