Hydroponic Hero Gifts

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Garden

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Tree Identification Field Guide...

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'They gave thanks for a bountiful harvest? Their garden must've done better than yours.'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Hydroponic Gardening

User friendly soil.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"