Pyrophile Pillows

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Cheese

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Brexit

Lisbon Treaty.

Federica Mogherini

Friedrich Nietzsche

'Hello, security.'

Ninja.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Sparklers

#NationalPoetryDay

David Cameron and Europe

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Brexit Seasons

The lady's not for turning.

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

Tony Blair - EU budget.

Brexit."It's all Greek to me!"

Yum Yum

Macron votes for the EU.

Martin Schulz

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

Angela Merkel

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'