Pluviophile Pillows

Happy in the rain.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

You can stand under my umbrella.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

At the rock concert...

George Orwell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Literary Canines.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Litterary Dogs.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

A man and his dog both reading.