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Happy in the rain.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

You can stand under my umbrella.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

At the rock concert...

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Litterary Dogs.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."